James Gill: Jindal gives Edmonson a big thank-you

It may be State Police Chief Mike Edmonson’s job to protect Gov. Bobby Jindal, but simple manners still require a big thank-you. A gift is appropriate, too, and Jindal delivered. Displaying the generosity that always comes with control of other people’s money, he signed a bill drafted with the sole purpose of handing Edmonson an extra-fat … Continue reading →

James Gill: As hogs run wild, Lee sorely missed

Photo provided by U.S. Fish and Wildlife ServiceFeral hogs on the Bayou Sauvage National Wildlife Refuge have been identified as a nuisance on public and private lands throughout Louisiana. The state Wildlife and Fisheries Commission has authorized the Department of Wildlife and Fisheries to develop a set of regulations that would allow private landowners to take feral hogs from helicopters, a move some coastal landowners believe is the best way to control the state's increasing wild hog population.

When Harry Lee was Jefferson Parish sheriff, his SWAT teams shot a lot of nutria. Their efforts were a great blessing to mankind. The destruction of suburban canal banks was arrested, and newspaper reporters quit filing stories in which nutria were invariably and excruciatingly described as “orange-toothed rodents.” The evident success of the nutria purge does … Continue reading →

James Gill: Church fighting illusory threat

It may be regarded as bold to question the Baton Rouge Diocese in matters of Catholic doctrine, but here goes with a little devilment. The diocese has just issued a statement that seems to misconstrue the rule that confessions are confidential. It gets some crucial facts wrong, too. The statement came in response to a state … Continue reading →

James Gill: McAllister can’t stump on family values now

The first time Vance McAllister, R-Swartz, said being a congressman “sucks,” his audience at the Monroe Chamber of Commerce did not commence snickering and elbowing one another in the ribs. That was in January, a few weeks after he won a special election. By the time he repeated the remark in April, however, wisenheimers could … Continue reading →

James Gill: Amendment might be fuss over nothing

It’s beginning to seem like a lot of fuss over nothing. For the last two years, Louisiana has had what are billed as the strongest gun rights in the country. The practical effect so far has been nil, except for the vast sums of public money spent on litigation. When voters approved a constitutional amendment requiring … Continue reading →

James Gill: Baton Rouge trails on tolerance front

“Baton Rouge is a city filled with caring, compassionate people,” and a poll shows 62 percent in favor of equal rights for gay people. So says a fact sheet put out by proponents of an ordinance, up for consideration this month, that would ban discrimination in housing, employment and public accommodations. But the proposition that all … Continue reading →

James Gill: Robertson fine with being on state dole

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson at the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series auto race at Texas Motor Speedway in Fort Worth, Texas, Sunday, April 6, 2014. (AP Photo/Mike Stone)

Every now and then the Robertson clan will receive some flak on the blogosphere for accepting about $70,000 a month in state subsidies for filming “Duck Dynasty.” It’s happening again right now. Daddy dynast Phil, whose right-wing views embrace a profound and outspoken disdain for welfare, is being roundly denounced as a hypocrite. It should be … Continue reading →

James Gill: Opting not to take death lying down

Advocate staff photo by MATTHEW HINTON-- Rock n Roll Hall of Fame inductee Allen Toussaint pays his respects at the display of Mickey Easterling at the Saenger Theatre in New Orleans, La. Tuesday, April 22, 2014.  After passing away April 14, Mickey Easterling, a New Orleans socialite known as much for her grand lifestyle and outlandish hats as for her civic, cultural and political activism, sits on a bench surrounded by flowers and some of her other favorite things.  Her family declined to release her age, noting she once said, Age is a number, and mines unlisted.  Easterling, born Marycathyren Gambino, hosted many charity and political fundraisers at her home, welcoming such guests as singers Paul Simon and Robert Goulet, actor Larry Hagman, writer and composer Paul Bowles and a range of political figures including former Gov. Edwin Edwards and retired Gen. Wesley Clark.

The latest fashion at wakes is propping up the decedent in a lifelike pose, and New Orleans-based Schoen Funeral Home is leading the way. In April, it arranged for mourners at the Saenger Theater to be greeted posthumously by socialite Mickey Easterling, dressed to the nines with a boa spilling over the wrought-iron bench on which … Continue reading →

James Gill: Freudian slip trips up Nagin lawyer

Freudian slips don’t get more telling than this. The one person Robert Jenkins did not want to bring to mind, as he penned a motion seeking a break for former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin, had to be Mark St. Pierre. Jenkins wanted attention focused on former Gov. Edwin Edwards, who, he claimed, was … Continue reading →

James Gill: Jindal to far right of Big Oil on fees, taxes

A couple of organizations have been ruing the environmental degradation caused by Gov. Bobby Jindal’s Pavlovian opposition to any fee or tax. Perhaps you are thinking that’s only to be expected from the likes of the Sierra Club, say, or the Coalition to Restore Coastal Louisiana. Guess again. Nobody can dismiss Jindal’s latest detractors as job-destroying … Continue reading →

James Gill: Judicial reform effort seems doomed

The wheels of justice grind slowly, they say, but that shouldn’t be the case in Louisiana, which has judges out the wazoo. The surfeit is especially marked in New Orleans, where several courts have always appeared to serve principally as a means of job creation. Since Katrina left the city with a much reduced … Continue reading →

James Gill: Time has come for settlement on coast damage

According to Gov. Bobby Jindal, the purpose of the bill closest to his heart in the legislative session just ended was to “clarify” state law. It didn’t work. By the time legislators were through, confusion was worse confounded, and Jindal, who had planned to sign the bill at a news conference, was obliged to put his pen … Continue reading →

James Gill: Bill just a favor to local business

Opinions in the legislature were divided over whether a 550-pound Bengal tiger can find happiness living alone in a cage outside a truck stop in Grosse Tete. No wonder Louisiana is in a pickle. A question that could not be regarded as worth debating in rational circles ate up hour after hour as the session neared … Continue reading →

James Gill: Stanford scandal touches election season

It’s been five years since Allen Stanford’s massive Ponzi scheme unraveled, but his victims, many of them in Louisiana, have failed to get a penny back. Investors who were similarly swindled by Bernard Madoff in New York, however, qualified for payouts up to $500,000 from the Security Investors Protection Corporation. … Continue reading →

James Gill: State is now Jindal’s side gig

D ischarging all the duties of one office while campaigning for another may not be impossible, so long as no sleep is required and the mind can juggle several disparate and complex ideas at the same time. We are still waiting for a paragon of statesmanship, so something’s gotta give when a governor … Continue reading →

James Gill: Reed’s antics keep newspapers busy

The New Orleans newspaper war centers these days on the sleazy antics of St. Tammany Parish DA Walter Reed. Fortunately, there are plenty to go round. That other rag will report some glaringly unethical stunt, and The Advocate an entirely different one. There is fresh dirt almost daily. Sometimes it seems we need a third paper if … Continue reading →

James Gill: Tax didn’t figure in Super Bowl bid

Aw, Shucks. Once that hotel tax increase died in the legislature, New Orleans’ chances of landing the 2018 Super Bowl were supposed to go way up. The theory was that NFL owners would be more likely to embrace New Orleans if it didn’t mean sitting back and watching the public pay through the nose. The glaring … Continue reading →

James Gill: Bungled case leaves only one smiling

When a railroaded convict is released after 34 years in prison, it might seem a little odd to congratulate prosecutors for the speed with which justice was finally done. Reginald Adams’ two murder trials may have been the most flagrant stitch-up ever perpetrated in the 30 years Harry Connick spent as New Orleans DA. Sure, that’s a … Continue reading →

James Gill: A dubious role model on the bench

How to teach young thugs respect for the law and for authority is a question that has no easy answers. What we can say, however, is that a judge facing her own indictment is not the ideal role model. When juvenile delinquents in New Orleans are hauled before Judge Yolanda King, they will snicker if adjured to … Continue reading →

James Gill: Oil and gas owe Louisiana big time

If there were a rational case against making oil and gas pay for polluting and destroying Louisiana wetlands, we would have heard it by now. Instead, we have been fed a diet of non sequiturs and lies. That was good enough for the state Senate, which voted last week to kill the Flood Protection Authority lawsuit that … Continue reading →

James Gill: Scaring neighbors into submission

It’s an old negotiating trick. Make some truly outrageous demand, reduce it to the merely unreasonable, then seek credit for a willingness to make concessions. Such, it seems, is the approach of Perez, the architectural and development company that wants to destroy the Holy Cross neighborhood in New Orleans’ Lower 9th Ward in order to save it. … Continue reading →

James Gill: Jail stay proves fatal for mother

Nimali Henry died in jail because she was too insistent on seeing her 4-month-old daughter. St. Bernard Parish sheriff’s deputies found her body on the floor of her cell last month. She’d been there for two weeks, her pressing medical needs apparently ignored. She was 19. Hers is a story to make the blood boil. No … Continue reading →

James Gill: Jindal could use campaign miracle

If just one miracle can win sainthood for Pope John XXIII, it should sure be enough to make Gov. Bobby Jindal president. Canonization usually requires two miracles, but John XXIII got a waiver from Pope Francis, so that the Vatican’s Congregation for the Causes of Saints only had to verify one cure pulled off from beyond … Continue reading →

James Gill: Bill puts public in dark about courts

A bill filed in response to a case of jury tampering in Caddo Parish continues on its merry way through the Legislature, although its sponsors concede it will do nothing to prevent further violations. It will, however, introduce an element of secrecy in trials, where the rights of the citizenry will never be secure without public … Continue reading →

James Gill: Penalties seem like reefer madness

When the sheriffs and district attorneys team up in Baton Rouge, they are pretty much guaranteed to have their way. So Louisiana remains out of step, spending millions putting harmless potheads in prison long after the rest of the South has recognized that marijuana possession poses no serious threat to civic order, … Continue reading →

James Gill: Fair Grounds not what it used to be

Horseracing people tend to look on the bright side, else they wouldn’t stay in the game, but not one of them has a good word for the Fair Grounds in New Orleans these days. Owners, trainers and railbirds are deserting what was supposed to become the premier winter racetrack when Churchill Downs bought it in 2004, but … Continue reading →

James Gill: McAllister has plenty of company with scandal issue

Two of our Republican congressmen have been vying for our attention recently, but Vance McAllister, of Swartz, beat Bill Cassidy, of Baton Rouge, hands down. They started off in tandem, co-authoring a letter to the Pipeline and Hazardous Material Safety Administration. McAllister and Cassidy professed themselves alarmed over plans to shut down the American Midstream pipeline, which … Continue reading →

James Gill: Jindal against Common Core — well, sort of

Converts are supposed to be particularly zealous, but Gov. Bobby Jindal’s sudden embrace of the anti-Common Core cause is distinctly lukewarm. He has barely lifted a finger to ensure that Louisiana retains its place at the bottom of the educational tables. Sure, he says he hopes Common Core will be scrapped in this legislative session, but the … Continue reading →

James Gill: Lawsuit a big gift to MoveOn.org

Erecting a billboard alongside the interstate in Baton Rouge will draw a lot of attention to your cause, but for maximum statewide impact, you can’t beat getting sued in federal court by some prissy state panjandrum. Lt. Gov. Jay Dardenne has sure played into the hands of MoveOn.org, a public benefit corporation out of California that objects … Continue reading →

James Gill: Jury rules aid sloppy judicial process in La.

We are so keen to put citizens behind bars in Louisiana that we can’t afford to be too fussy about whether they did the crime. We lock ’em up, innocent or guilty, at a rate unmatched anywhere. We are the world incarceration capital, in large measure, because legislators go in mortal fear of being called soft on … Continue reading →

James Gill: Lawsuit a big gift to activists

Erecting a billboard alongside the interstate in Baton Rouge will draw a lot of attention to your cause, but for maximum statewide impact you can’t beat getting sued in federal court by some prissy state panjandrum. Lt. Gov. Jay Dardenne has sure played into the hands of MoveOn.org, a public benefit corporation out of California, that objects … Continue reading →

James Gill: Big changes is La. pot laws not likely

Nobody in state government is going to get too excited about saving a lousy $19 million a year, although taxpayers might think it worth a try. It would be easy to accomplish. Legislators would merely need to make marijuana possession a misdemeanor in all cases. State Sens. Robert Adley, R-Benton, and J.P. Morrell, D-New Orleans, have … Continue reading →

James Gill: Driving while reading still a La. option

You may be driving your car right now. So we’ll keep the sentences short. Give you a chance to check the road. Highway safety is our goal. You’re welcome. The staccato style may not be the most effective response to the growing threat posed by distracted drivers, but it is more than legislators … Continue reading →

James Gill: A nostalgia act attempts a revival

Former Louisiana Gov. Edwin Edwards wheels his 7-month-old son Eli down the hall, accompanied by, left to right, campaign social media director Charlotte Guedry, his wife Trina Scott Edwards and friend Rachelle Marks, before Edwards spoke Monday, March 17, 2014 at the Baton Rouge Press Club in Baton Rouge, La., announcing that he would join the race to represent the states Baton Rouge-based 6th District of the U.S. House of Representatives. (AP Photo/Travis Spradling)

Washington may be his middle name, but, after Edwin Edwards was elected to Congress half a century ago, he did not turn out to be its most dedicated member. By the time he left in 1972, he had failed to show up for almost half the votes. He was seldom absent for the first couple … Continue reading →

James Gill: Lawmakers have poor command of math

You’ve heard of the Alliance for Good Government, but someone ought to establish a rival outfit. If we had an Alliance for Bad Government, its award for chutzpah this year would surely have to go to Sen. Yvonne Dorsey-Colomb, D-Baton Rouge. Dorsey-Colomb is by no means the only legislator to have snaffled more in campaign contributions … Continue reading →

James Gill: Adley goes to bat for Big Oil

The axiom says, if the law is against you, argue the facts, and if the facts are against you, argue the law. If the facts and the law are both against you, are you up the creek? Not in Louisiana, if you have some weight to throw around. The facts can’t be changed, but the … Continue reading →

James Gill: Claims on pot seem like bunk

The proposition that marijuana users commit 95 percent of violent crimes in this country is so clearly absurd that state Sen. Bob Kostelka, R-Monroe, was quick to claim he had been misquoted. Kostelka wants you to know his actual words were that “95 percent of total crime can be associated with illegal drugs.” That’s … Continue reading →

James Gill: Jenkins on hot seat after Nagin verdict

Robert Jenkins must have flung Sunday’s paper across the room when he discovered that the top story on Page 1 went on at some length about what a crummy job he just did. So spare a thought for Jenkins. Everyone quoted in the story seemed staggered by his ineptitude as defense counsel for ex-New Orleans Mayor Ray … Continue reading →

James Gill: Oh, the humanities; Sartisky exits LEH

Amid all the speculation over Michael Sartisky’s abrupt removal as president of the Louisiana Endowment for the Humanities, one theory we can probably discount. When a public figure gets canned after taking issue with Gov. Bobby Jindal, it is only natural to suspect a connection. But that does not appear to be the case here. … Continue reading →